can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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