hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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