You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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