I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
