come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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