at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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