i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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