i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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