Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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