You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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