first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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