I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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