I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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