she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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