I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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