so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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