Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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