return my video game
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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