distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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