Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
