so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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