So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Dick very happy bro
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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