A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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