these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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