please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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