capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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