Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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