My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
