So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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