I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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That woulda been way funnier if the op wrote 'her' instead of 'him'!
I would have preferred the $5
did you see the guy proposing to his girlfriend?
All I have to do is buy my man food and all is forgiven :)
Bet he has a sore asshole.
You got him a black man? I am confused?????
Should have given a blow job instead ;)
If this was me it would just make me madder but hey you know him best...
Maybe he'll get you some salt + pepper spray
it's ok. unofficial is almost upon us. Who wants to get drunk?
Someone ought to report American Apparel for underage pornography.. it's probably based in china anyway.
You should have given him a footdeep...then you could GET him off ON the balcony.
5 dollar footlong