I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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I would have preferred the $5
That woulda been way funnier if the op wrote 'her' instead of 'him'!
All I have to do is buy my man food and all is forgiven :)
did you see the guy proposing to his girlfriend?
Bet he has a sore asshole.
Should have given a blow job instead ;)
You got him a black man? I am confused?????
5 dollar footlong
Maybe he'll get you some salt + pepper spray
If this was me it would just make me madder but hey you know him best...
You should have given him a footdeep...then you could GET him off ON the balcony.
it's ok. unofficial is almost upon us. Who wants to get drunk?
Someone ought to report American Apparel for underage pornography.. it's probably based in china anyway.