I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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That woulda been way funnier if the op wrote 'her' instead of 'him'!
I would have preferred the $5
did you see the guy proposing to his girlfriend?
All I have to do is buy my man food and all is forgiven :)
Bet he has a sore asshole.
You got him a black man? I am confused?????
Should have given a blow job instead ;)
If this was me it would just make me madder but hey you know him best...
Maybe he'll get you some salt + pepper spray
it's ok. unofficial is almost upon us. Who wants to get drunk?
Someone ought to report American Apparel for underage pornography.. it's probably based in china anyway.
5 dollar footlong
You should have given him a footdeep...then you could GET him off ON the balcony.