I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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Have fun and good luck.
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