I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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