what's the vibe there?
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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