Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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