I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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Sometimes you gotta throw a table. It happens.
Rule 327: You are drunk.
FUCK YO TABLE NIGGA!
IM RICK JAMES, BITCH
WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS?!
When you're drinking absinthe anything seems logical...hence why you were conceived
Everybody's got a reason.
sammich that bad?
I love this :)
Innocent bystanders be damned! Fuck yo table!
Yea I thought you were on it
happens to the best of uf
So ur mom must have been THAT drunk because getting an abortion was the logical decision. She could have spared us one plague upon this earth...
Logical to a drunk asshole maybe...
Lol thats great