ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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