Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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