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  • Did he also ask to make a lampshade out of your skin? Because he's going to

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 22, 12 at 10:50pm
  • Run bro/sister run

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Jul 23, 12 at 1:49pm
  • Be grateful he asked...a serial killer probably wouldn't have

    Submitted by madophelia on Jul 22, 12 at 1:58pm
  • ah, meth love. aint it sweet?

    Submitted by polacke on Jul 22, 12 at 1:55pm
  • Predictable though it may be, I'm still shocked this hasn't been said yet: "It puts the lotion on its skin"

    Submitted by pinnacledrive on Jul 22, 12 at 10:01pm
  • not as long as you don't mind me taking a testicle to remember you by

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 22, 12 at 1:43pm
  • How about just a lock of hair?

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 22, 12 at 6:31pm
  • Come a little closer Clarise....

    Submitted by winologic on Jul 25, 12 at 10:58pm
  • WTF who were u bangin

    Submitted by chillstar on Jul 24, 12 at 9:43pm
  • I have all my teeth dentists have removed, in a plastic box from the dentist, in my nightstand. Just something I have lol. I do not have my baby teeth though, toothfairy got those. This sounds kinda psycho but at least they are my teeth...from my mouth.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 6:52am
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 22, 12 at 1:21pm
    • number of times per day his uncle pulled eighty eight's peter.

      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 22, 12 at 2:02pm
  • 9-1-1

    Submitted by jltc on Aug 16, 12 at 12:36pm