I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
im on a boat
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