dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Do you mean his uncircumcised hood?
10:45, just go die. You are a pitiful person. That is all.
I FUCKING LOVE JOHN MAYER!!!!!! He's my all time favorite musician and the stuff he says cracks me up. I loveeeee himmmmmmmm!!!!
Omg I hate greasy apes just as much as John Mayer
Hakunah matatta people come on!
What does this mean?
Baaaahahahaha this texxxt is ftw
hahaha I love this
He's racist and a poor excuse for a person. I don't know how he's famous or why anyone like him.
It's from his recent Playboy interview which I HIGHLY recommend reading because that guy's batshit, and it's very entertaining. He talks about being in with Jennifer Aniston, black people, Jennifer Aniston, angsty teenage years, sex with Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston.
Is this funny?
Uh... Not funny?
DUDE that guy from last week after the 3rd chat roulette txt said "seriously fuck the mods. do you guys put this bs up just to let us know you don't give a fuck anymore? this is the third chatroulette text in just as many days. next week, john mayer texts watch...called it here first.".
And he did.
I fucking love John Mayer. He says whatever he wants. His music makes my panties wet. I would fuck the hell out of him even if I get Jessica Simpson's pussy juice on me..or not.
11:46. Go play in traffic
Hahahahaha I love this
Yeah but who in their right mind would want to go to visit any part of Russia? Besides to go and kill russian's
10:45, I'm imagining what you look like, and each new picture I come up with is a funnier looking and more pathetic teenage girl than the last
U telle em! Hehe
Ha ha ha all their cute chicks are all already in America!
One of the moat talented artists out there today but a pretty shitty person morally..,
haha they use John Mayer as an example for hood pass on urban dictionary
And I was first to vote too!
It's cool he's still got his Soviet Russia pass, that's all you need.
Stop saying greasy apes, it doesn't even make me think of a black person it makes me think of white trailer trash covered in transmission fluid and oil while pumping gas for some rich yuppie