I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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