I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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