We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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