Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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