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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:29am

    the idiot,my dear, is You. youre 'boyfriend' should dump your stupid ass asap. edward is a f i c t i o n a l character. and dear, there are no vampires jesus. grow up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:36am

    Good on him. That was a horrid thing to say. You're the idiot, and a slight cunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:41am

    Way to set realistic standards for your boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:22am

    It must suck to be you because you'll never find another boyfriend willing to put up with your ridiculously stupid obsession with twilight. Go get yourself a vibrator or get really friendly with your fingers because you're no going to find an Edward and you're not going to have another boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:27am

    This is why I can't date a Twitard. It's one thing to be a fan of something. It's quite another to obsess over it to the point that it consumes your real relationships. Girls, this is every bit as bad as the dude who plays World of Warcraft 8 hours a day and ignores his girlfriend.

  • 85 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:42am

    Anyone else get a feeling that the mods for this site are just accepting the worst texts in order to troll us? This text and you should feel bad. I hate you OP, know that.

  • 93 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:03am

    the guys SHOULD speak to you -- he should tell you to get your worthless cunt out of his life right now

  • 87 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:13am

    I'm so glad my girlfriend thinks the Twilight shit is as stupid as I do.

  • 72 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:21am

    get a life. im sick of this twilight shit. s.mayer deserves an award for ruining americas youth.

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:58pm

    I hope he dumps you and gets a real woman. Twilight is just a fucked up mormon mastubatory aide, I'd date voldemort before edward cullen, because at least he has a fucking developed character.

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:30am

    Edward Cullen is not every girls dream. If I was dating an Edward Cullen I would shoot myself. The books are some of the worst pieces of literature I've ever read. I don't get how girls can read that junk and especially compare their boyfriend to him. That was a stupid move.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:34pm

    I hope you die and burn in the fieriest of hells for being this much of a CUNT.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:09pm

    How would you feel if he said you would never be as good as something as childish, immature, and retarded as say... Laura Croft? You'd want to blow his fucking head off. Right? Right? I thought so. Cunt.

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:29am

    (C)an't (U)nderstand (N)ormal (T)hinking.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:07pm

    Vampires that don't drink human blood are about the gayest concept of all time

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    Get a life....that movie blows donkey balls!!!

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:19am

    You are a moron. And I hope your man dumps you for your stupidity. Just remember you chose a fictional character over a real man because you deserve to lose him.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:24pm

    You AND Twilight need to leave forever

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:33am

    U cunt, fantasizing over a fucking guy that's not hot and a vampire? Fuck you

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:46pm

    Holy hell. All these super lame Twilight texts need to GO AWAY. And take the bitches who write them along. Also, 1:38, Star Wars, LOTR, Trekkies and NFL fans all get harassed when they're EXTREMELY lame, too. So get over it.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:20am

    Go that guy. He can do better than you.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:25pm

    If Robert Pattinson (notice how I used his real name and not Edward Cullen) isn't the ugliest man I have ever seen, then I don't know who is.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:31am

    You don't deserve to be in an adult relationship.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:35am

    Deserved stupid bitch.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:42am

    Yea, bc he is over 100 years old, he doesnt know how to text. He is to busy creeping on high schoolers in biology

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:50pm

    hell I'm a girl and I think this whole Edward/Twilight thing is bullshit, guys aren't the only ones who hate this shit.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:04pm

    I am beyond sick of reading bullshit texts about Twilight. Go get drunk and fuck up your life and relationships like a normal person, OP.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:16pm

    NFL FANS > twilight fans

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:35am

    Good how? Sparkling? Grow the fuck up!!!!

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:58am

    representing ct! holla!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:16am

    kill yourself dumb cunt

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:53am

    Good for him. Edward is a bitch.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:39am

    Fuck Twilight and the retardation it produces.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:09pm

    At least she won't be able to reproduce more idiots like her if her standards are never going to be met.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:26pm

    And you're bf should of said to you to get a fuckin life.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:12pm

    Comparing Twilight fans to Star Wars fans? Excellent. This text gives me full license to expect my woman to bust out a lightsaber and her Jedi mind tricks on demand. Or maybe I'll just say she's no Princess Leia when she puts on a chain bikini. How dare she not talk to me after that! Sounds ridiculous when the subject's something you're not blindly infatuated with, doesn't it? Some fans can differentiate between fiction and reality.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:29am

    Enjoy your imaginary husband for eternity, retard.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:44pm

    i have a feeling the op said this ironically, and the bf took it seriously. there is no way this really happened. i cant believe this could actually happen.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:35am

    I saw hella mexicans at the twilight movie, like fresh from the border ones, do they even know what's going on? Oh and I like twilight but not to that extent. It's just fiction, you were lucky you actually had a boyfriend unlike my self, but it seems you're taking him for granted dreaming about a fictional character

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:19pm

    4:36?? you seem to know an awful lot about the series.. are u sure you dont love it too?

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:10pm

    1:38, if mom had to listen to you freaks obsess over a fictional character like you actually knew him and actually had a chance to date him someday and get all emotional when someone made fun of him then she would probably use the phrase "dumb cunt" also.....you are weird and just be glad u can get any friend let alone bf.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:25pm

    He stopped talking to you because the remark you made is fucking pitiful, princess.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:33pm

    The harm is it is an awfully written book series with plot holes the size of a freeway. It also contains "Renesmee", the single most awful name for the most awful love child imaginable breaking her mother' spine grom within the womb and Edward performing a vampire C-section, which is a regukar C-section but with teeth and not scalpels.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by lexx21 on Sep 5, 10 at 4:38am

    Go get a twilight vibrator, because that's the closest thing you'll get to Edward . Also, that guy, the one ignoring you, is probably the last REAL guy you'll get close to .

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:20pm

    Pretty sure the idiot who is obsessed with Edward Cullen just like every other dumb bitch.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:45am

    Wow. You will never get married. OP is to stupid to live.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:20am

    Bravo, 9:15! I'm not saying I wouldn't bang Edward if he was real, but seriously....well put. Hoping the texter was kidding, but it wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:00pm

    Fuck bitches. Fuck twilight.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:09am

    You are one dumb fucking bitch!!! Too bad you're fictional mind will never understand why!!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:39pm

    I agree that the books aren't as good as they're played out to be, but Edward Cullen is amazing<3333

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:56am

    Pretty sure that this is the best text from last night ever :)

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:20am

    9:09- it's YOUR not YOU'RE

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:23am

    Can I just say that I think it's really hilarious that all these people that "hate" Twilight and want nothing to do with it seem to know an awful lot about all of the major plot points...? Not that I disagree, Twilight is so stupid. I'm just saying.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:09pm

    Twilight when emo's go full retard

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:14am

    I hope she was joking. She could be joking, right? No?

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:05am

    twilight= cool if you're like idk... twelve.. vampire loving douchebags. watch true blood if you like vampires or something of fucking substance. sincerely, the 614.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:41pm

    Real vampires don't sparkle, you twit. Your boyfriend deserves someone smarter and more classy.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:46pm

    Hey, slow down there 10:30. Watch how you use that word literature, we don't want to insukt anyone.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:58am

    I can't believe how many people hate twilight. They're just entertaining books and at least they are getting people to read a bit. Men should not dislike the books; they definitely have improved the love lives of many women I know;) It's not as if we can be with Edward, but we can certainly imagine you are him; both of us get pleasure. Where's the harm?

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:12pm

    Dear December 8, 12:17PM, this is why we don't care.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:12pm

    I'm ashamed that this text is from my area code. twilight is so damn beat.

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:32am

    nao, twilight is kawaii and so is naruuuuuto~~~~ gtfo of this website, desu~

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:40pm

    I must be the crazy one because I thought you were saying that you were the idiot for saying something so profoundly stupid. I'll also assume for your sake that you were incredibly wasted or high. Either way...you need help. And to not reproduce.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:57am

    My boyfriend had the same reaction with the first twilight, don't ask me if I wished you looked like Edward Cullen if you really want me to lie about it!!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:40am

    well aren't a special little dumbflake

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:04am

    do you go to conn coll?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:13pm

    this is problyy my favorite right now i want this as a shirtt!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:37am

    Maybe you don't have a boyfriend because you say "hella" use real words

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:03pm

    I dont know what thefascination with him is. I dated an Edward Cullen before the movies even came out and it sucked. He was a nice guy but SO BORING.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:35pm

    1:38, is that a joke?

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    Dear Dec 7, 9:15AM & 1:03PM: You're 100% correct. This is why there is a team Jacob.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:05pm

    i know this person idk how but i do i saw this txt b4

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:22pm

    FUCK TWILIGHT AND EDWARD. jesus, i'm sick of these stupid texts

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:33am

    Edward Cullen wouldn't bitch about an ignorant text either.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Miss_Mayhem on Jan 20, 11 at 4:41am

    It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can be

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:03am

    Actually there are vampires. They are real but we obviously don't see them or know about them because the Volturi would kill them. Open your eyes people!

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:25pm

    this bitch better be in middle school or younger.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 12, 10 at 12:18am

    I like how girls are so obsessed with him even though he has the emotional maturity of a 14 year old girl.

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    OP needs to get hit by a bus...

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 6:04pm

    You are without a doubt the idiot for comparing a living breathing person to a shallow, poorly thought out fictional character from the worst series ever written.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:38pm

    Whoa what gives you guys the right to say the word "cunt" at all? Twilight fans are no worse than Starwars, LOTR, or even NFL fans. They just care about something. Don't write things that you wouldn't want your mom reading just because women have fantasies about fictional characters. Maybe her boyfriend was just crappy.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:33pm

    No one is as good as Edward!! LOL hahahahah geeze guys calm down. hes just every girls dream!

  • 26 50
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Sep 29, 11 at 4:28pm

    Stupid bitch.... He's probably cheating on you cuz he's tired of your ass

  • 20 39
    Submitted by whitcush94 on Feb 8, 12 at 9:24am

    I think everyone should understand that she was fucking drunk!!!!! She didn't know what she was saying and frankly you immature comments Are worse than what she said, grow the fuck up and get a life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:52am

    EDWARD IS A CUNT, BUT ROB PATTINSON IS SEXY

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Oct 6, 11 at 10:53am

    I have more respect for star wars an Lotr fans than twilight Harry pooder and NFL fans. At least the first two have substance.