porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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@Binders: he can spit in his palm. Or use olive oil. Fap fap fap
I enjoyed the fapping at the end lol!
Porn? Poptarts?! Beef jerky?!? Sigh....I love you.
Double down on the jerky!
Fact: 9 out 10 serial killers are dry guys.
You forgot another important item: the generator so you can look at the porn when your laptop battery dies halfway into your marathon fapping session.
You forgot one slightly important item - the lube
Masterbation is a go. OP sounds lonely.
You forgot the lube!! Never forget the astroglide! Never!!
Right there is 30% of generator relayed fired in powerout