porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Porn? Poptarts?! Beef jerky?!? Sigh....I love you.
@Binders: he can spit in his palm. Or use olive oil. Fap fap fap
I enjoyed the fapping at the end lol!
Fact: 9 out 10 serial killers are dry guys.
Masterbation is a go. OP sounds lonely.
You forgot one slightly important item - the lube
Double down on the jerky!
You forgot another important item: the generator so you can look at the porn when your laptop battery dies halfway into your marathon fapping session.
You forgot the lube!! Never forget the astroglide! Never!!
Right there is 30% of generator relayed fired in powerout