There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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