life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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