You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
