I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
What drink are we having for lunch?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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