too bad you live with your parents still
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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