Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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