I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
