If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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