I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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