I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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