Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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