Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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