do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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